December 2009
7 posts
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
– Ambrose Bierce
Dec 18th
Fine! I did it! I opened a formspring. I’ve still resisted Facebook and all the other ones, so I maintain that I’m still doing quite well. Anyway, the aforementioned new thing is: http://www.formspring.me/TheEditingShop As me some stuff that you’re, for whatever reason, curious of knowing. Ta!
Dec 14th
“If ye should fancy one of thy mateys but alas, the lass/squire doth not fancy...”
– A Medieval Guide To Courting
Dec 13th
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
m00balot: thefrogman: “We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws “I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane “Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4 “Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story...
Dec 11th
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Greetings, I’m just trying out the new Tumblr widget on my dashboard on my MacBook. It’s typing well enough, so that’s a start. This will only be a short one as it is very late and I really should get to bed soon. I suppose the main thing I wish to put down into writing this fair night is of a somewhat sentimental/cliched substance. I won’t go into too much detail but all...
Dec 11th
“Luke, use the force before, intercourse, but Luke, don’t forget, bitches...”
– The Star Wars Gangsta Rap
Dec 9th
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Hello. This being my first post and what with it being 2am right now, it’s not going to be a long one. I suppose this first one could be my siting the reasons why I thought this might be a good idea (and I thought rationally about it for about 10 minutes). Blogging is something I’ve wanted to pursue for a while but never got round to doing it, but this seems a fairly quick and easily...
Dec 8th